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Posted on 30th Aug at 12:59 PM, with 287 notes

givemetrills:

Oral skills?
Blow jobs , eating out? Gross

How about aural skills.
I’ll tell you the quality of that chord and dictate some chorales for you.

Posted on 30th Aug at 11:58 AM, with 387,582 notes

darkness-matters:

teastars:

breebird33:

wessasaurus-rex:

The first time i saw this vine, i laughed so hard. 

YESSS MY FAVORITE!!!!

I ALMOST SHOVED MY COMPUTER OFF MY DESK OH GOD

I said that this couldn’t be that great.

I was so wrong.

Posted on 30th Aug at 11:39 AM, with 409,143 notes

hotsuburbandad:

If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny

Posted on 30th Aug at 11:36 AM, with 12,410 notes
"There’s all these songs about loving a girl who doesn’t know she’s beautiful. But what about loving a girl that does? How come liking myself makes me less appealing?"
— My 12 year old cousin is actually pretty deep (via imjust-a-girl)
Posted on 30th Aug at 10:16 AM, with 567,712 notes
adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

Posted on 30th Aug at 8:52 AM, with 139,500 notes

foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

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